oops what's livejournal again. 
Also Mr. Peanut I'm sorry I can't answer your question about whether or not I like aynawl secks becaues I haven't done it and I'm probably not going to. Was that an auto spam question or a legit person who asked me that? kawaii
Alos I'm assuming "Mr. Peanut" is a euphemism alluding to buttsekcs amirite? ^^_
Ok herez a fandom meme this is where most of my lief goes

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 O MA GAWD I DON'T HAVE MY WATERCOLORS WITH ME I HAVEN'T PAINTED ANYTHING IN LIKE 3 WEEKS GUISE DO YOU KNOW HOW DEPRESSED THIS IS MAKING ME. I might not get my stuff back for 1-2 months fuck this! Stupid moving company holding my belongings hostage. 

Beyond crappy ballpoint scribbles drawn on shitty thin lined notebook paper (and also a hideous pink sheeted Hello Kitty notebook I found in the garage while packing, accompanied with a frog Captain Ginyu toy), I have not drawn anything productive. But I guess this is awright because I need to practice my lineart anyway. So. Yir. I will pray something good comes out of this misfortune.

However I've not been doodling anything decent beyond my lame OC's, the members of Dethklok, and Vegeta and Bulma pron. Sweat slicked bodies. All of them, not just the draggin balls pron!   

And also this Homestuck thing. What is this. I have not read even one panel or whatever but the characters look pretty. Vriska is totally my patron troll because she likes spiders a lot, and I do too 8888) She's a bitch but I like bitch characters. I will draw the ho. And maybe Karkat. For the bags under his eyes. 

And Elllaaaaaaaaaa Idunno if you use this LJ thing (I assume so because I don't use mine much anymore LOL I suck) BUT I have started your not so secret gift of magical sparkly Aradia~! Ram/goat horns are hawt so I am enjoying this. But I can't paint her yet. :'( Talk about belated ogodisuckballz

ALSO THE COCKROACHES IN ARIZONA AR TWO INCHES LONG OGOD. I saw one in the bathroom, smashed it immediately. 

I seem to forget to make my emo entries "friends only". OOPS. I went back to the whiny monstrosities and fixed my mistake. ;)
My life is still a sad mess at the moment. But I will keep it to myself. Appropriately accompanied with the frequent high pitched baby squeal of agony.
And deviantart is having login issues. Fun.

Here's a meme that doesn't belong here <3<#111!
deviantART related meme. I am stressed so I decided to fill this out to pass the time and self mastorbayte with these words to boost my ego.

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Oh GOD. I just had the worst dream. I have ever had. IN MY LIFE.

It involved a whole bunch of fucked up shit, like invasion of privacy with people breaking into my house, a creepy pedophile, animal abuse, feces ugh, murder... holy shit, what else?... witnessing an old guy obsess over a little girl, slice up a pig and sew strips of the pig's skin onto the girl's face. While she was still alive. And she ended up dying slowly and agonizingly by suffocation and overheating.

And that's not all. There was a lot more mentally scarring crap compared to what I've described above. Like the aforementioned animal abuse. I'm not going to say anything descriptive about that. You think the pig skin thing was bad? No, there was worse shit in my nightmare. Just take my word for it.

I just. augh. I'm deranged obviously.

I'm in shock right now. I've been having a lot of sleeping problems lately but THIS... just takes the cake. I don't think I can get a good night's sleep after this dream. What fun, I eagerly await the many sleepless nights I have ahead of me.

I hope I never have nightmares this bad again. Even if it means I have to stop dreaming altogether. Which is fine with me, anyway.

I really don't have anything better to blog about.
I hate anime, but my obsession with DBZ is countering that claim. I can't control it. The nostalgia! God damn it.
Well, at least it's a... manly cartoon. Okay not really. It's more for little boys to enjoy. And OBVIOUSLY I'm a 12 year old boy, guise.
Yeah anyway...

My sister and I watched Draggin Balls. And she continually made it obvious that she is a Vegeta fangirl. No, actually, she's like in love with him. She said so herself. Oh dear. So I took advantage of her fangirlism by making fun of him :'D and that resulted in making her cry. 

HE HAS THE MCDONALDS LOGO ON HIS FOREHEAD GOD DAMN IT.
And when he goes Super Saiyan, the prominent widow's peak turns golden.

Thus, the Golden Arches of McDonalds.

Don't tell me you can't see the resemblance.





Then at one point he allowed himself to get possessed by the devil. He was simply pissed and heart-broken that Goku didn't take him to McDonalds, the promised land of the golden arches. I can sympathize with that :( I mean hell, if I wanted to go to McDonalds so badly but was denied, I would ask Satan for guidance, too!

So. In his utter desperation, he let himself get possessed by Babidi the bitch, and he had the beautiful M stamped on his forehead. To proclaim his love for McDonalds! ♥ 




See that M? SEE IT? Now that is true dedication to the McDonalds franchise!

EYAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mustard and ketchup!!!






Um. I really should get back into drawing and painting. Maybe I'll work on this one stupid draggin balls meme I've been putting off. I'll have to make it as disturbing as that Ghibli meme I did.
Yeah. Sounds good. 
But I am also now in the mood for McDonalds.
FUCK!!!!!!!!

wow. wtf did I just type here?

SDLFKJsfasfsdfadddddddddsffsfsdfsdf pu-sama favorited one of my pictures o_o!!!! YEEAH.
I can die happy now.

 dashfsfdfhdshfhsdfhhfh WTF is WRONG with me it's 3 in the morning, I can't sleep and have decided to pull another all-nighter.

The THIRD all-nighter in less than two weeks.

There is something wrong with me! ;_; my goddamn body is in pain. my eye hurts, waiting for the moment to fall out of its socket and roll into my lap and rest on top of my ballsack. I'm stressed as fuck. I went to Wal*Mart and they did not have the goddamn draggin balls dvd box sets I wanted (they only had piece of shit Naruto dvds, ew), etc...

And my brother is lurking around in every dark corner of the house when he should be asleep. Apparently he has sleeping problems too. But he is much creepier than me. 

The icon to this journal perfectly exemplifies what it is like for me when I go into the kitchen at 2AM only to be startled by my brother suddenly and silently appearing in the room like a hideous demonic being. :/ Yup. I'm one of the nurses in this icon, and my brother is James. So frightening for the poor monsters in Silent Hill to be minding their own business when a crazy bastard with a firearm and a blinding flashlight comes out of nowhere. The poor monsters don't foresee the hailstorm of bullets that assaults them.

Oh hell, I don't even know what the fukh I'm talking about anymore right now. How evident that I am lacking sleep with this INCOHERENT BABBLING. :/ oh jesus CHRIST my eye hurts! GOD! I think I'm going to start crying from how badly it is hurting me.

*weeping*

EDIT. Oh. Fuck. THIS. My deviantART subscription ends on Feb 9. The same day the new episode of DBZ Kai is supposed to come out. :'{ A bittersweet day it will be. I'll happily be fapping to every character of the DBZ (especially little Dende, hehehe. oh god JK) yet at the same time be bombarded by a thousand ads once again on dA. and lose all my stamps. and polls. I NEED those polls! FUCK!
and I'm too shy to offer to do a commission in exchange for a sub 8')
I'm going to take a bath now. To scrub my balls and the shaft of the limp penis :(

Ah. My lonely little livejournal is an empty, decomposing carcass wishing to be filled with the writhing bodies of necrophageous insects. *sniff* :'(
Do not read the rest of this garbage heap, unless you like dragginballs :D It's all I talk about now. Hyuk. I assure you that at least 99% of the negative 3 people who will look at this entry will not understand the humor. :'''''''( Too much innuendo!111111
A video dump, so I can remember this crap I liked, because I have OVER NINE THOUSAND FAVORITES. It is difficult to sift through most of the trash ;_:::::::::::::::::::



lul using the audio from that Japanese tiger how to shit in a toilet program thing:



With all this DBZ related spamming I need to find an appropriate icon. :/
edit GOD. I want this sexually devious one http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/9674/vegetasinkupdown80x80.gif
but LJ, your stupid userpic editing thing is causing fail! NOT WORKING. Fauk yew!
I will solve this later.

hjafhkjsfdh I didn't know flickr had a 200 picture limit. I already have 184 pictures on my account! I joined flickr so this wouldn't happen with my photobucket. Now I have no choice but resort to uploading to the photoFUCKET again. :'( Or just stop taking progress pictures of art. FML!
Actually it's probably a good idea to stop taking so many progress pictures. Because it's really not helping me. Like... I look back at them and think "I like the picture better at this stage." :( oh well. Not so many next time, maybe. 
Anyway pictures under cut VVV

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